when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• the kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

sodamnrelatable:

mikeyfuentass:

Look at Mike’s “Victor” tattoo! Aw. 

He has his mom and dad’s names on the sides of his thumb’s (Vivian and Victor sr.)

cheryl1967:

slow-roasted-idiocy:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.

I’m almost 46.  I saw it when it first came out in 1970.